frozen jacket

So I tested myself today, wanted to see if I can manage to go all the way to school without having to put ma hands in ma pockets! yeah, I passed the test but I swear to god I'll never ever do that test again, never unless if i've to! At least now I know it works but fucking hell, was really hell to pay! Don't forget I've double very think woolen gloves and then hands in ma pockets! Plain hands u just die that's it that's all, dead dead dead believe mi yo!

I discovered something new again, I didn't know that leather jackets freeze cause this morning mine did! Really thought it was strange but when I got to school and talked to one of the teachers she confirmed that if it has no pals inside it freezes! mine doesn't and at one moment I thought wtf, then I realized that shit, folding my hands was really something against the normal situation, what's happening to me? a zombie my god! Frozen clothes really, how do I stay warm then! well, coffee coffee coffee is da first thing everyone does when they get to school and we all sit there and suck life out of it and new life into us! mi drink tea otherwise but now I start ma day with two cups of very hot coffee, then later juice juice juice and I finish ma studies with one more cup of coffee and a piece of cake if there's one that attracts my tongue! we bake all kinds everyday and some are not as good as they look!
My studying motivations has been up lifted! today I had lunch with the a la carte class and whaooo they eat good those suckers! we had ren meat, don't know it in english but it's a wild animal with roasti and oven baked vegetables, nice; brown souce and mashed potatoes on the side! roasti is also patatoes but grated and then fried flat on both sides, very nice, it's swiss style, love it! the meat was mega, the veges nr.2 and the rest was all mega mega mums!
I've just been here for a month, so I am studying ground level which takes a year or 49 weeks to be specific! with that one can work in what they call here in sweden big kitchens meaning one prepares food for many people in large quantities! you can work at a school or hospital kitchens but if you wanna work in a hotel then u have to study a la carte one more year! you prepare food one plate at a time not like big kitchens were u just cook everything all at once in a big big pot or whatever, blaa, that's just discusting for me, usch usch!
well;
was thinking of going to bed early, next week I'm gonna just do more of ma books and less ball! been a lot of football hehe! I came here to study not play football but if yu wanna make it in da team u gotta train! it's taking all ma time, fuck it but kul kul with that shit yo; mi love to run and dribble and just kick the hell out of that leather round thing, poor thing really, if only it could talk it would tell all of us to get a life and leave it da fuck alone! we ain't gonna do that, tournament this weekend, football from friday to sunday but mi injured hehe! kul stuff always happens to mi, fuck mi! hate ma miss fortunes, always happens to mi! the bright side is that I've to study then, fuck that, can still study in da dressing room, hide in da shower or what ever!
well folks, bless yeah and always remember to be true to yourselves, don't live your lives the way you think other people would like it, fuck your friends ideas and follow your mother fucking feelings wants and needs! other people should mind their own lives alright! Reggie is gonna play ball and study, that's all :) once again, bless ya!

on ma own

I always used to think I'm the unluckiest basturd of all students but today I realized I should think da opposite! Every week we work on a different department and this week I'm in the breakfast department. The day starts with mi baking bread at 07:00 which I prepare da day before, make 2 different types of porridge etc. We always have the responsible teacher to guide us and guess what, she was off today and I had to be own ma own to run the school restaurant!
It's a lot to be done yo! I was smart enough to give my classmates a bit of work so I asked one guy to fix about 10 liters coffee, his girlfriend helped mi with setting up things like conflacks etc, ma friend da english guy helped mi with fixing porridge and then I did the rest like preparing the vegetables, ham, cheeses, butter etc then I have to take care of the cash aswell and the funny thing happened of course, the cashbox got stuck right in the begining of breakfast and there was a long cue as usuall so I called the english guy for help cause he did breakfast last week so he might knew what to do but well, we cheated technology! had to cover it up my way and the rest of the day went smoothly but not really, lunch time the card machine was fucking with mi! people knew they had money on their bank accounts but their cards were being denied but anyway as always, I improvise, mi cool hehe!
It really was a wake up call to run the school restaurant on ma own, taking care of 500 customers from my school, the high school beside my school and anybody from ma neirbourhood that wanna eat with us and many do cause we're da cheapest, we take 40 kronors for lunch, we prepare fresh food everyday, as students we always do our best of course, best hygiene ever since we have teachers watching every move we make! In sweden lunch costs around 65 kronors! I forgot to fix coffee for after lunch, lucky I don't panic but just roll on, coffee was ready in 5 minutes; swedish people must have their coffee after food! Around 13:30 we have the last coffee break, another problem showed up, I didn't put up the cakes students bake for coffee and I had to sent one guy to help mi with that cause I was the cashier, can't leave my till u see! A till is da cashbox! Towards closing time the school workers normally come to get the rest of the coffee we normally pour away and since I was running the show, it's my saying when they should take it and that's when we are closed but a sucker from Norway just thought that since we close in 10 minutes and usually by that time no new customers come so he gave his friends the all the coffee without asking me and I thought, ah well, what the hake, I close up and suddenly 3 people showed up and while I was explaining to the teacher what happened why we have no coffee my own classmates showed up and suddenly I had 10 people in need of coffee! Had to make new coffee of course thanks to the sucker from norway, gonna kick his ass tomorrow, this ain't no joke! I made 5 liters coffee which i had to pour away the rest later of course!
With all those problems u better believe I leant a lot but the fact that I ran this thing by maself was pretty cool! The truth is I've done that a million times in ma father's shops! My grandfather was a businessman during smith regime meaning when brittish people were running ma country, ma father was both british and zim businessman, he had small shops during whiteman's time and I was just a baby and then it became Zimbabwe and he just blossomed like a flower, really crazy! I then helped him run his shops, mi and ma brothers and it really was a lot of fun playing around with money! He retired early and started taking fishing trips with his friends in boats and stupid stuff like that while his sons were his niggers, nigger means slave if you didn't know! Lots of people think nigger means black, no you ignorent ma fuckers! A nigger is a slave and black people were slaves duirng those terreble times!
Anyway, mi love money so the reason why I'm studying cooking is to continue with da family tradition and run ma own business, restaurants it is for me! I learned to walk in a barbershop, my father's first business, that's a place were people cut their hair! I've seen all kinds of afro as a baby that's why mi has dread-locks, got tired of dat shit yo! My dad had all kinds of businesses u can think of! At one time he had about more than 20 emergency taxis, about a dozen trucks, shops in different towns, pubs, butcher that's a meat shop! About ma grandfather I just heard, I never met da guy, he died before I was born but Elliot was his name! It must have been difficult for him to run business during white man's power! Hats off, he managed that, wasn't easy as far as black history and appatheid is concerned!

Joke of da day! my friend the english guy is this week doing dishes were I was last week! stupid job for stupid people but easy easy easy! You use a machine of course, just push in and push in and they come out clean on da other side, but anyway a guy from finland asked my friend for a puss, that's a kiss! My friend like I said he's english so we have two guys here who are not so good in swedish! A puss asked my friend? yes said the guy from finland! My friend then hesitated and looked confused wondering of course why this guy just comes and asks for a kiss! The guy from finland noticing that my friend looked confused he then lifted a banana then my friend said aha, a påse, that's a plastic-bag ...god I can't stop laughing, hope you understand! Then my friend said he was just about to kiss him and then he lifted the banana; and really you can imagine how much I laughed!!! something like that also happened to mi with a guy from norway when I was the cashier, totally different story but good night folks! have to rest for the day, it's late as always when I write ma shit!
Take good care of yourselves and always remember to pronounce your words when you talk to people from other countries, one word can really mean a lot and totally something else!!!  bless

Too cold for comfort

omg omg omg, I don't know how many times I said that on ma way home, it only takes 10 minutes and I must have said it a thousand times! I'm not a big fan of god but in times like this I remember him, if he exists I don't know, I'm just a confused soul so forgive me you who would kill people like me who are none believers! I saying this cause I come from a country were people are possesed by god, my mum would be sad if she knew how I feel; da woman raised me well but I choose not to believe in something I don't understand but anyway, don't wanna talk about god, wanna talk about da mother fucking cold!
omg, i can't believe i live here, can't believe people live here! why would anybody live here unless one is very despparet! am I despparet? maybe so but I believe I'm just a fool who thought people adjust to new things but this ain't nothing to adjust to, fuck this place yo!
Here's the thing, everytime I leave a building I always get chocked and start coaghing, then I know directly that where ever I'm going I gotta pick up ma steps! It's funny how the cold always rushes to my throat and chock me but just for the first few inhalations meaning the first air I breath! People who were born and grew up here talk rubbish, they always say it's not cold unless you have wrong clothes! fuck that saying, it's freezing cold up here ma god! today I came up with a very stupid business idea but I would be the nr.1 customer of that product! If some Einstein idiot would come up with some kind of lipstick and face cream which prevents those parts from freezing! The first thing is the lips, then the nose, then the chean and chicks almost same time and then it start creeping to my head through my very very think woolen hat, yes think wool stand no chance up here! Later, that's after about 3 minutes my hands and feet join the party and by the time I get home I have a frozen mustach but I mostly see ice on my mustach after 5 minutes, half way home yo!
It has happened a couple of times that my hands are so frozen that I can't open the door! what does one do in matters like this;? Knock on the door of course and the person who opens looks at me for a while and after seeing what they saw they always ask if I have no key and I never answer, i just open my hand and the key is in ma hands! One time one guy looked at me as if he didn't recognize me and then suddenly he started laughing and said, "go look at yourself in the mirror"! of course that's what I always do but that day not only my mustach was frozen, I had ice ear-rings hanging down my ears!
guess what I'm not a robbot, that's just the song playing on ma spotify list hehe! it has nothing to do with what I'm writing but it could fit! Robbots should live here but no, they would freeze and wont function! Cars here are always connected to an electrical pole to keep them warm otherwise you can't start da shit! Tonight I saw a funny thing I haven't seen before, a car was covered by a blanket! yes it's night time good night baby car and it also should have a blanket, only the wind-screen was covered and I thought really my god! If car thieves move up north they would steal about 10 cars a day, that's about the mumber of cars I see everyday with their morters running and nobody inside! It's so sad that everything you see here is frozen, you name it it's frozen! I was looking for a street one night and first I had to sink into a mountain of snow to get to the pole, then skretch the road sign to see if it is the right road! what do you do if u're driving, get out of the car everytime you come to a new road, omg! Everything outside is mother fucking frozen, really really sad and all frozen things really look dead dead dead, no life at all, pity!
Well folks, take it easy and remember what ever you do stay away from the north during winter! bless ya!

white rays

was on my way home from training and i was stupid enough to run like a mad man during traing and now i am injured, cool when i'm still new in the team! the coach told me to take it easy this week and try to recover, good for me, i can do ma books then! but anyway i always look down the road when I walk home and I walk pretty fast for a tired guy! we finished training at 22:00 and first i was surprised by an old man shavelling snow in da middle of the night, wtf! he had a little puppy playing around and started barking at me! I then looked up and suddenly i saw white rays in da sky! clearly i could see they were not clouds but they looked similar to cirus clouds, that's a fibras looking cloud! I turned all round looking up and it was so close to me I wondered wtf it was; is it cold? of course it is! can one see cold? really have no idea what it was but next time i see that i'll take a photo and hope it will be as clear as how I saw it! whao, i was a little amaized by this site and far above it were tiny little stars! what was it? will ask tomorrow people who have been living here all there lives!

Today the sun was shining all day long, the same as yesterday, two days after my disaster! thank you for wishing for the sun, your prayers have been answered! I actually had not yet seen the sun like that here by the north pole! The first time i saw the sun I was so disappointed; it looked like a touch light with very weak battries! I believe it was really my first time I could look directly at the sun without any affection, open my eyes wide and look direct at it! what type of sun is that? and it was up for like two seconds and gone somewhere behing finland or where ever it went!
so anyway in class we started talking about the lovely weather then I said I don't like it here! it looks nice but once you go out it's real evil out there! I actually closed the door in a flash when two guys from my class were smoking just outside the door; I wanted to tell them to move further away from the door, school rules! I hate smoking you see so I'm da police but the moment I opened the door I closed it again so dame fast, omg, what place is this? Then my teacher and one girl started laughing that's when I said I don't like it here, my country is plus 15 during the winter and they got shocked! my teacher then said plus 15 she runs around in her bikini while all zimbabweans put on their heaviest caots; we checked the weather forcust and it was minus 39 and she was saying tomorrow it's gonna be hell to pay! bring it on I said, me only live indoors and it's true, I never go out unless I've to and mostly I run from one school building to the other, it fun but only me does that hehe :) I don't run when I'm going home though, I try to get used to it but really it's crazy, no getting used to this, it won't happen!
well, soon I'll be blogging with only pictures and not much writing; I know it's heavy reading english for the majority of the swedes but nobody read it anyway so I might aswell enjoy talking to myself as always; like the lunatic I am! it's fun talking to oneself! try it and see how you feel; not shout out loud, just ptting words together on a peice of paper, now we print them on a computer screen, technology! was talking to one guy on da bus and he said he hoped books will stay for ever! i hope the same but technology is da shit! miracles happen over night with dis shit!
well folks, time for me to fuck off but as always, do take care and remember to stay away from the north pole alright! bless ya!

fuck toshiba

yes, just been robbed by the technology world! I bought a laptop and after using it for 4 days the shit went gaga! I then took it back and was told that the problem has got nothing to do with the garantee so if i want them to fix it it's gonna cost me the same amount as the original price I bought it! I anyway bought it on sell but still omg! I kept my cool cause that's something that usually make me flip out but I asked what the best thing to do was! after explaining what he explained and I said what was going on in my fucked up brains and the guy offered me 1000 kronors discount! I said thank you still holding myself back, then he also adviced me to check with my school if the student's apartment I live in has insurance cause then the insurance company will pay the rest if I'm insured! Will check with the school tomorrow I told him so he's gonna call me to find out if I'm insured by the school!
Once upon a time I used to kick people's asses when I get mad but thank god I'm a cool guy now! I don't know how I learned to hold my temper in matters like this but I've always had a long temper meaning I don't usually get angry, I get sad instead! It takes a lot to make me angry believe me but like I said, if one fucks me up like this I swear to god you gonna get your ass kicked but not these, not anymore! One thing I have learnt growing up is that people who hate are the ones who disturb their own brains and have a bad feeling, the feeling you get inside your head and chest is not a good feeling! The same when you choose to be angry, it's your brains that gets fucked up and it's not a good feeling going on inside you! well, what ever we do in life those are the choices we have made and the results come from those choises, meaning what happens to us later it's because of what we did before! You reap what you saw meaning if you plant potatoes you harvest potatoes! never expect something else, if you are rude don't expect people to be nice to you, people will be also rude to you!
Anyway I'm gonna do what I always do when I'm feeling down, run forest run but not when it's minus 40 degrees outside, gonna have to do spinning! I'm going to the gym and sit on a bike and ride da shit for hours until i faint, just pass out! when I am back to life, I'm whole again! I have football training late tonight so I'll be there, was thinking of doing my books but fuck that, have to clear my mind! Gym and football it is now! Take care and next time you gonna buy something, go deep with them about da garantee skit, I know about it but I hoped it was a good machine! It was just a mother fucking plastic, like da topic says, fuck toshiba! bless ya!

Shocking Truth About Valentines Day!

fat people

Don't worry I'm not a rude boi but I just realised something about fat people! It is said they are fat because they eat a lot or too much, i believe it's partly true cause I'm the thinest person I know and I eat a lot believe me. I work with food meaning I cook food all day so I eat all the time.
Why did I think of this, it's because fat people blame eating on some kind of physcological problem, their beloved one died and so they bury their sorrows into food and all those kinds of silly excuses! well, I don't believe in exuses myself but somehow I turn to wonder if it's true because of what just happened.
I live with four guys, two of them are away right now home for the weekend and it's late sunday midnight so they should have been back by now but no! The other guy is of course sleeping and me I always go to bed after 2 in da morning and in swedish we call it dåligt dåligt dåligt meaning bad bad bad! I get up at 06 and 07 I'm already making breakfast for about 300 people, then lunch and two nights a week I've to cook them dinner aswell but of course not alone!So, I should be in bed by now but mi can't sleep.
well, back to fat people! It's all about my roommates, 3 guys I live with. I need the iron cause I did my laundry and I've to iron my working clothes but I can't, one of the suckers has the iron in his room! It's simple mathematics that you can't have something we all share in your fucking room. Anyway, I almost flipped out but decided not to get mad cause then it's me who is gonna have a disturbed mind and I choose not to! Then I started walking around the house and suddenly I felt very hungry! Midnight it is and I just prepared a big plat full of baked beans and boiled eggs! I'm eating right now and my watch is reading 10 to 1, soon 01:00 get it!?! I never eat so late, only after disco that's when u can give me the biggest burger ever! So, am I eating cause I'm avoiding to be angry about the iron! I decided it wasn't a big deal and I feel alright, so why am I eating? just hungry maybe or is it the iron thing!?! I think I'm just hungry but fat people would blame it on the little problem that has arised! I'm enjoying my food though, wouldn't mind making another big plat of something! I have köttgrytta och potatis mos in the fridge, that's meat stew and mashed potatoes! I ate that before so I don't wanna eat that again! I'm out of fruits and no veges either but anyway, fat people just have big borns that's all, eating a lot has got nothing to do with them being fat! I should have been the heaviest guy on this mother fucking planet!
Good night folks, don't hate me for this alright! I can't sleep so I've to do something and I found myself writing rubbish! maybe I shouldn't publish this right away but what the hack! Take good care of yourselves as always and remember to not make excuses, just deal with the problem instead! as wise man say, "a problem is the chance you have to do your best and prove that to yourself "! deal with it alright...! bless

help change da world

I'm gonna make a change for once in my life. It's gonna feel real good, it's gonna make a difference, I'm gonna make it right...as i turn up the collar on my favourite winter coat, this wind is blowing my mind. I see the kids in the street with not enough to eat, who am I to be blind pretending not to see there needs!
A summer disregard, a broken bottle top and a man's soul follow each other with the wind cause they got no where to go, that's why I want you to know, I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, and no message could have been clearer. If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.
I've been a victim of selfish kind of love, it's time that I realized that there are some with no home, not a nickel to loan. Could it be really me, pretending that they're not alone. A willow deeply scarred, somebody's broken heart and a washed out dream. They follow the pattern of the wind I see cause they got no place to be. That's why I'm starting with me. I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, and no message could have been clearer! (man in the mirror by MJ).
Well folks, those are the words of wisdom from the late Michael Jackson! The man in the mirror is yourself, you looking at you! Talk to yourself if you can and tell that person you see in the mirror to start acting right and stop all da stupidity, distructions and vandalism we humans tend to enjoy without giving a thought at our own actions. We are so good at reacting at other people's ways, well, it's time to react to what you yourself do everytime. In order for us to react right to what other do wrong, we better make sure our own ways are right! I'm not a strong believer of the bible but i know it says" before you remove a stick in a friend's eye, first remove the big log in your own eye"! That way folks you will be able to see clearly and help your friend much better. When you rearly can see, how much damage are you then gonna do to your friend's eye, don't imagine, know for real alright!
That's it from me folks; take good care of yourself and remember the change starts with you! good luck with that and bless ya :) later still ma friends!

world hold on

A bad man is a bad man, a fool is a fool, a proffet is a proffet...Michael Jacksson was a proffet yo! People turned their backs on MJ and stopped listening to his words of wisdom cause people believed he was a gay guy who loved little boys. I don't know if that's true but even if it is, I don't need to ignore his message cause I think he's a bad man, no! Let the truth be told and let those who can show the way lead us, MJ tried all the time to show us the light but we are all fools who thought that by not listening to him we have done the world a good did! This world is full of bad people and MJ is far from one of them. Let the truth be told, what do we normal people do everyday, tell it to yourselves. One thing a star does omg he's the worst thing god has ever put on this land! we lie, we cheat, we rape, we steal what does that make us and who are we to judge someone who is suspected of bad dids cause he lives a strange life! he was a star, people didn't leave him alone, of cause he had friends who were out of his league, who the fuck are we to care and judge his life! who judges your life? how would you like it if the whole world put their noses in every move you make!?! well, who am I to fight with the world about MJ or anybody else, just wanna let you know that if you wanna make this world a better place it won't kill you to listen to da real proffets, dead proffets, Michael Jacksson was once upon a time, da king of pop who spread the message to make this world a better place. His work still lives on, carry it with you people and stop judging! if there's anybody you should be judging it's yourself, after that, judge yourself again and again and again until you are tired of judging alright! help make this world a better place; listen to those who were born to spread the good word! take good care of yourselves and the world we all live in! bless ya!

Michael Jackson - Black Or White Official Video Full Version Part 1

Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us

nearly died

well, don't tell this to my mum, the woman always gets worried to death when bad things happen to her kids but anyway i'm a sucker sometimes! i was on my way home from school, passed through the shops so that makes the journey home a little longer. usually it takes 10 minutes for mi to get home and by then I'm all frozen, only after 5 minutes I'm done. so through the shopping center it takes double the time and when I left the shops I realised I had to rush home otherwise I'm in deep shit so I started runnning! It never helps but i get home faster, and this day it was extremmely cold so i realised i wasn't gonna make it home on time before I'm really frozen so i took a short cut through a mountain of snow! that's suicide yo, i sank and sank and started crowlling on all fours and suddenly the whole situation made mi mad and i just gave the snow mountain a real fight, very angry indeed and that helped cause I anyway came out of there all covered in snow and ran faster than hussien bolt right to my door step and opened the door with high speed and just slammed it and into my room and screamed like a trapped wild animal...lucky my room mates where not home to see my drama otherwise they could have thought that I'm a lunatic...you see, what could have happened is that i could have been stuck in the snow or sink really deep and they would have found a frozen nigger who turned blue! i promised myself never ever to take shortcuts through the snow but guess what, monkey never learns, did it again in da middle of the day in the middle of town when i was in haparanda; luckly snow was up to my private parts so i could carry on without having to use my hands but people in cars wondered what was wrong with that idiot, just didn't wanna walk all the way round hehe :) like i said, i bought i camera today so i'm soon gonna put pleanty snow pictures and u'll see what i mean...! take care folks :) bless ya

welcome to da north pole

well well well, i can't believe it took me such a long time to get this thing going but i hope to share a little at least 3 times a week, every second day that is! it's a weekend and i've been away for the first time, went to haparanda by bus and spend the whole day at ikea! just was gonna give back my computer and back to övertorneå where i live but i missed the early bus of course which was good for me, i ended up buying a camera, sony dsc with 14.1 mega pixels, 4x optical zoom, lcd screen 3.0, and 26 mm wide-angle lens, black like mi, that's ma little darling now, love it. I'm quite happy with my purchase but i still have to test my product, not now, have to go to the gym soon! been eating and now i've to rest a little while i play with my computer! I didn't buy my camera at ikea no, bought it at a stupid place called elgiganten meaning giant electricity! The best part is that i paid half prize cause they forgot to change it after christmas sell haha! ikea was cool, walked round and round and i bought a pizza slice and drink for 10 kronors, that's cheap and i think i drank one liter fanta för that prize! i love refill, love drinking than eating u see, my stomach is not that big so it loves liquids! anyway, will tell u more after the gym that's if i'm not that tired! take care folks! bless ya :)